Howdy Exiles, thanks for giving this a look.
I hope it got a laugh out of you!
Here is a POB if you'd like to try your hand at the meme de résistance:
https://pobb.in/YDIX5MnktplJ
Life
2873
Mana
287
Energy Shield
375
DPS
147K
Effective Hit Pool
87.54K
Chaos Res
-23
Fire Res
75
Cold Res
75
Lightning Res
75
Armour
15K
Evasion
12K
Block
0 | 0
Crit Chance
24%
Crit Multi
100%
Rage
0
Strength
171
Intelligence
137
Dexterity
257
Ward
0
Item Quantity
0%
Item Rarity
0%
Movement Speed
80%